Freezing My Nutsack Off...

Oh god, what I wouldn't give to be in Florida right now.  A lot of my friends have taken vacations there...lucky bastards.  On a heavier note, it snowed this past year in Florida.  How the fuck does that happen?  I'm beginning to wonder what the hell is going on with our world.  Surely all that talk of global warming and harsh weather conditions haven't been bullshit.  Recently, I watched the movie "2012", and to perfectly honest, I'm starting to believe that it's a possible outcome to our troubled existence.  All these fossil fuels being shot into our atmosphere are slowly degrading it...talk about a sun-tan.  Three summers ago, I had a full-body sunburn.  My family aptly dubbed me "Lobster boy".  It was murder trying to sleep at night; I had to sleep with the covers off, and I even had a fan constantly blowing cool air on me, and even then, I still could barely move for fear of being in excruciating pain.  I would gladly trade this snap-freeze temperature for being called "Lobster boy" any day of the week.

I kind of feel bad for countries that are exposed to year-round snow.  Granted, they are used to the weather by now, but that doesn't mean they don't want to be warm.  In fact, I hear it's better for the body to be cold than warm.  Especially for those that drink a lot.  Alcohol raises the body temperature, and being at a freezing temperature the entire time probably enables you to drink more than you should.  Sounds like liver cancer to me.

Anyways, anyone want to trade places with me?  Preferably someone who lives in a warmer climate, like Australia.  I hear Australians are suntanning on a beach during Christmas.  I'm insanely jealous.